Five Lies Perpetuated by Stray Tour Guides

1. [on the Llamas at Old Macdonald's Farm] They're a genetically manipulated cross between a sheep and a camel. They're called Shamels.
2. The Llamas are very friendly. They just love to be tickled under their chins.
3. [On salt flats] This is where 50% of Australasia's marshmallows are manufactured. They spread it out all over the ground here and when it has reached a certain thickness, they cut it up into the little circles you should be familiar with. The site to your left makes all the white marshmallows. The pink ones are made near Invercargill.
4. The ice of the Franz Joseph Glacier is made from sea-water. While you're on it, lick it - it tastes of salt.
5. Gollum's real name is Dave.

(actually, 5. might be true...)